salam...
got this thru the email...
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, cheque or credit?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."
WIFE VS HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid, so I would be attracted to you!
ladies,enjoy this...
guys,no offence eh?hehehehe...
have a great day!
wassalam
2 comments:
nice...a bit sexist but nice..hehhe...keeps me wandering...as a saying goes.."if you ever understand a woman,then there's nothing more is there for you to seek..except the end of the world.."
A delicate creation of god,never meant to be understood..one of the wonders of the world..
hey dazel...heheh...
it's a little sexist i know...no offense eh...;)
well if there's nothing for men to explore in their ladies,then i suppose there would be lesser challenge in life...hehehehe
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